XX. Are you gonna finish that doughnut? If anyone would like to come over, I have all the Spyro games for PlayStation. KiK me! iBakeLikeAChamp
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
please advise
what is a not weird way to tell someone that you appreciate them inviting you somewhere, but you have to decline because you don’t do things anymore?
We all love Chewbacca because we all wish our dog or cat was big enough to hug us and help drive our car.
If I could yell “Punch it!” to my cat as we merged onto a freeway — man. Forget it.
(Source: retrostarwars)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I keep trying to put how I feel into sentences, but it’s not happening. The only thing I know for sure is that I’m lonely.
TT I don’t appreciate all the support these babies give me on a daily basis.
(Source: adolf-kitler)
My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing.
Yeah I bet that’s nice.
And this is where I’d put my friend’s name… IF I HAD ONE!!!!!
(Source: steptoe)
A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.
i… don’t get it?
???
(Source: naturalblkgirlsrock)
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like
ah yes. i have pleased you
My hair is being dumb today. #mydumbface
(Source: naidas)
(Source: iraffiruse)
My boss is late opening the door for work. At least I’m beanied up for the day. #mydumbface
Women can’t knock on doors?
Ladies have delicate hands, you can’t just go bangin’ em around on thangs.
(Source: yeahwriters)
